I'm Joe the Jerk...a ridiculously handsome full blooded german shepherd. My gay lover at the moment is Cheeto, half-breed smelly, poop eater.
Today, I ate a bowl full of my delicious dog food. Processed through my ridiculously fast digestive system within minutes, maybe seconds I need to take a poo.
So I went to poo and I feel the first piece coming out. Its almost out...ahh there is goes. I turn to see my fresh deposit and nothing. Where'd it go?
I look a little confused until I see Cheeto chewing with a glorious smile on his face.
Yes, Cheeto ate poopped right out of my butt...it didn't even hit the ground. Hence, the poopeater was born.
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